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How to Make Your Own Goddamn Maple Syrup

By A Guy Who Seems Like He Would Know About These Things There are two ways to get real, genuine maple syrup here in Maine. ¬†One is to wander over to Hannaford or Shaw’s, scoot down the pancake aisle (every grocery store needs a pancake aisle), and fork over about a third of your kid’s […]



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