Certified Accupants® forecast by Sardine Report meteorologist Trevor Noyes
It’s going to be a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, particularly Scarborough Beach, around 10 p.m., bring your own needles. I’ll be wearing a pink Speedo.
People always ask me if the wonderful fragrance I wear is a special brand of aftershave, and the answer is yes. It’s called “Your Wife’s Vaginal Juices.” Highs in the 70’s.