Tonight: I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get scattered thunderstorms with 85% humidity. Lows in the 50’s.
Tomorrow: I recommend applying chap stick liberally to your entire body when you get up tomorrow morning. DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST DO IT!!! Highs in the 140’s.
Rest of the Week: I’ll admit, I’m a little fuzzy on the outlook for the rest of the week. I’m just not able to get a clear picture on what to expect. I guess if I thought either of us were going to be sober at any point in the next five days, I might put a little more effort into it. Highs in the 70’s.