BDN Vows to Devote Less Attention to Accused Sex Offenders…

… by cropping away their foreheads.

Alleged and admitted child rapists deemed not as trustworthy, deserving of coverage as once thought:

Bernie Fine, former Syracuse University assistant basketball coach, and accused pedophile, suffered this photographic labotomy at the hands of the Bangor Daily News graphic arts department. Take that, pervert!

Zach Tomaselli, the pride of Lewiston, as pictured in the Bangor Daily News. After recently learning that he was probably lying about his sex abuse allegations against Syracuse University assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine, the BDN promised to reduce the level of exposure it gives to to possible pervert predators.

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