You could win the GRAND PRIZE – a one year’s supply of sardines* – by submitting the winning entry in our First Ever Sardine Trial of Extreme Recordings (FESTER).
Here’s what you do:
1. Find a public domain image or video of any Maine public figure worthy of mockery.
2. Use blabberize.com or a similar video production site to make your own hilarious interpretation of said public figure. Try to keep your video under 3 minutes long.
3. Submit a link to your video to email@example.com no later than June 1.
4. Profit (in a very fishy way).
FESTER Finalists will be shown on the Sardine Report main page, and readers will vote on the grand prize winner. (No purchase necessary, void in Utah and Hawaii, subject to random whimsical changes).
(* Most people do not eat a lot of sardines, so I’m thinking one or two cans should do it.)