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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 06:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Low-Achieving Schools Happy to Dump Nerds</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 04:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUSTA &#8211; Administrators in underperforming school districts across the state expressed gratitude to the LePage administration Tuesday for its school choice proposal that they expect will help them get rid of most of their nerds. &#8220;All those little dweebs who &#8230; <a href="http://sardinereport.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/low-achieving-schools-happy-to-dump-nerds/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sardinereport.wordpress.com&amp;blog=19262109&amp;post=1786&amp;subd=sardinereport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Exact Temperature of Witch&#8217;s Teat Eludes Scientists</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Local Wiccans Resist Thermometers ORONO &#8211; You may have heard some crotchety Downeast Mainer say that it is &#8220;colder than a witch&#8217;s teat&#8221; outside, but how cold is that, exactly? Researchers at the University of Maine are determined to find &#8230; <a href="http://sardinereport.wordpress.com/2012/02/11/exact-temperature-of-witchs-teat-eludes-scientists/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sardinereport.wordpress.com&amp;blog=19262109&amp;post=1802&amp;subd=sardinereport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Local Library Hosts Toddler Story Time with PJ Party and Free Tattoos</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NORRIDGEWOCK &#8211; Parents are invited to bring their small children to the Norridgewock Public Library&#8217;s 4th annual Toddler Story Time and Tattoo Party this Thursday evening at 6:30.  Refreshments will be provided. &#8220;This is a wonderful tradition that brings the &#8230; <a href="http://sardinereport.wordpress.com/2012/02/08/local-library-hosts-toddler-story-time-pj-party-with-free-tattoos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sardinereport.wordpress.com&amp;blog=19262109&amp;post=1789&amp;subd=sardinereport&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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